I bought the coolest thing! This is Pocket Bacon from SPIDERCAMP on Etsy. At first I just thought it was an inexpensive thing to buy because I had some change in my PayPal account. But then, my pocket bacon arrived and my sweet hubby and I laughed for an hour. I was surprised to see that my pocket bacon came with a very cool piece of art. So basically, I am thrilled with my purchase.
Spidercamp makes other items that are extremely sarcastic and to be honest, they are totally up my alley and completely funny and are right on the mark for my sense of humor, however, I can't imagine ruining your surprise of checking it out for yourself.